Ivyleague : Seeking elegance, education and kindness |
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City
Sign
Sagittarius
Height
5′ 4″ (163 cm)
Age
52 year old Woman
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Blond hair
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Smoker?
No
Body Type
Athletic
Religion
Non-Religious
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Interests
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About Me
I am refined and well educated(Columbia Univ.)As a highly attractive female (YOU ARE 52 OR OLDER, YOU USED UP PAST YOUR SELL BY DATE GRANDMA), I am seeking male companionship with a successful professional (SOMEONE WHO WILL PAY TO USE YOUR OLD ASS. DEAR CUNT, IF I AM GOING TO BE WITH A GOLDDIGGER, IT WILL BE SOMEONE YOUNG AND HOT, NOT SOMEONE WITH FAKE SAGGING TITS LIKE YOU GRANDMA) who has time to devote to a relationship I enjoy art, cuisine,nature and people. I keep physically fit,have an excellent sense of humor and am an accomplished cook. I am a grounded and independent person. My best friend will be mentally and physically healthy, substance free, unencumbered, and have good manners. Hopefully you have a number of good friends and associates who think highly of you. I trust you are successful, live well, are generous and financially secure.(THIS CUNT HAS A SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE. FUCK YOU GRANDMA!!!) I am an honest and loyal person with good values and I err on the conservative side, preferring an exclusive relationship to build together.
First Date
I would like to meet somewhere where I can focus on what you are saying and the surroundings are not too noisy. I want to get to know you without distractions. I enjoy conversations about politics (CHICKS ON POLITICS? I DON’T THINK SO GRANDMA!), movies,philosophy and business. If you have a spiritual practice that would be interesting to hear more about. (WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY GRANDMA)In addition, your travels, level of education and your current status in life(IN OTHER WORDS, HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE FOR HER. DIE ALONE WITH YOUR CATS GRANDMA!) could intrigue me.
Mail Settings (To message Ivyleague you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Male
Age between 44 and 64
Must not be looking for Hang Out
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke
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10 responses so far ↓
Anonymous // July 4, 2009 at 9:00 pm |
“at 20 my pussy was FREE… but now, MAGICALLY, my aged post-menopausal filthy pussy is worth millions!” guess that PhD in backet weaving did not require ECON 101.
superbad // July 4, 2009 at 9:04 pm |
oops first post came out as “Anonymous”. a 20 YO farmer’s daughter in Thailand would have more brains and class than this old lady.
Zero Tolerance Man // July 5, 2009 at 12:11 pm |
FUCK YOU GRANDMA!!!!! LOL
Zero Tolerance Man // July 5, 2009 at 12:15 pm |
GRANDMA FUCK YOU!!!!
Curiepoint // July 5, 2009 at 12:42 pm |
She doesn’t want marriage. Ideally, she wants to hook up with some young kid so she can cool her sexual fire.
She of course forgets that teenage boys will stick it to a hole in a picket fence if given the chance. By the look of her, if given the choice as well.
superbad // July 5, 2009 at 2:31 pm |
Curiepoint, great point. she CAN get a 19 YO kid… but she’d have to eat Taco Bell and live at his parents’. so she gets the attitude “the OLD GUY i date better be RICH”. only problem is… the RICH guy can ALSO get a 19 YO girl to screw… and HE has the cash to LIVE! America needs to legalize prostitution and change divorce laws and let ALL these old bats starve.
Uncommon Sense // July 5, 2009 at 4:48 pm |
No doubt that Grandma wants to hook up with some young kid…on the side that is, while some rich sucker finances the kind of lifestyle that this delusional used up hag believes she’s entitled to.
MarkyMark // July 9, 2009 at 8:10 pm |
Dude,
You cracked me up again!
MarkyMark
Zero Tolerance Man // July 9, 2009 at 10:30 pm |
Glad you like my “work”! LOL
Roy // July 12, 2009 at 3:46 am |
I think Uncommon Sense has it right.
She needs to bonk 19 y/o studster because he’s bonkable, and if she doesn’t bonk, then dust comes out her ears when she sneezes!
On the other hand, she also needs to eat -where’d you think her strength and stamina to bonk comes from? That’s where Rich Old Man comes in …
She’s playing a delusional game all right. I’d avoid this one.
Like the plague.
Or rabies.